Andrew Rally, a television actor, has just been asked to play Hamlet, except there is one problem: he hates Hamlet. Prompted by a séance, the ghost of the legendary John Barrymore appears to convince Andy to take the part. The laughs are nonstop as Andrew deals with his conscience, his girlfriend Dierdre clinging to her virginity, Barrymore, his agent Lillian, his real estate agent Felicia, and his best friend and producer Gary. With the choice of playing Hamlet or going back to LA for that million dollar deal, what will his decision be?